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peetalover:

fuckingtrippyman:

p-r0digy:

OHMYGODDDDDDD.

What the actual fuck

What did I just watch?

I hope this was just left on some kid’s laptop and somebody found it and posted it.

The best lip-syncing cover of “A Thousand Miles” you will ever see, period.

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Why yes, you wish you were this witty.

When people say that homosexuality is too hard for kids to understand, I lol.

It’s really not that hard is it to say, “Sometimes boys like boys and sometimes girls like girls. Now eat your fucking jello.”

Word.

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BEST ESSAY EVER

When she was nine, Lawrence was in a church play based on the Book of Jonah. She played a prostitute from Nineveh and stole the show. “The other girls just stood there with lipstick on,” her mom says, “but she came in swinging her booty and strutting her stuff. Our friends said, ‘We don’t know if we should congratulate you or not, because your kid’s a great prostitute.’

Rolling Stone magazine

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LOLLL THIS IS GREAT.

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thedailywhat:

Film By Numbers of the Day: ABCs Of Cinema illustrator Evan Seitz tackles Numbers in Film in his latest animated movie knowledge quiz. How many titles can you name?

[thd.]

SO COOL.

If I said I got all of them, I’d be lying, but I think I got a good number!

Are we all sick of Rolling in the Deep? Maybe. Are we all sick of Asians being boss?

NEVER.

joanieholloway:

academy award winner dean pelton!!!!!!!!!!!!

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In case you missed it… and don’t forget the twitter account!

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fuckyeah-nerdery:

Saw this picture on imgur and just had to post it here, because this is without a doubt, one of the most badass women alive. Meet Katrina Hodge, a corporal in the British Army and Miss England 2009. According to Wikipedia, she enlisted back in 2004 after her brother challenged her to and earned the nickname “Combat Barbie” after showing up at her assigned unit wearing false eyelashes, kitten heels and carry a pink suitcase. In 2005 her unit, the Royal Anglian Regiment, was deployed to Iraq, where she saved the lives of her comrades from a prisoner by wrestling not one, but two rifles from him and then knocking his ass out with her bare hands.

With her bare hands.

Then in 2009, she decided to compete in the Miss England competition to destroy stereotypes about women in the military. She didn’t win (she placed runner-up), but still became Miss England after the woman who did got into a fight and gave up the crown. While Miss England, Hodge convinced the people running the competition to ditch the bikini contest, because she felt that it was more important to be a role model than looking good in a bikini.

In 2010, she handed over the crown and returned to military service, being deployed to Afghanistan.

This woman is both a BAMF and a HBIC. Damn.

Damn, girl. I feel really unaccomplished now hahaha.

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