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formerly TheNanoDiaries, Jayelle's blog on her 2009 NaNoWriMo attempt.
NOW it's just full of awesome.
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Posts tagged "twihate"

talldarkbishoujo:

People look at me funny when I say I hate Twilight but totally want to smoke a bowl/get drunk with RPattz.

This is why.

ROFL RPATZ

LOLLLL

LOLLLL

<3 Community.

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George Takei is a BAMF of the day. From thedailywh.at.

George Takei vs. Twilight of the Day: With William Shatner and Carrie Fisher reigniting the eternal Star Trek vs. Star Wars debate, George Takei has taken to YouTube to broker a “star peace” by calling on fans of both franchises to aim their phasers and/or blasters at a new target: Twilight.

Takei says the sparkly vampire franchise is “really, really bad,” and lacks heroism and epic battle. He claims the only lesson to be learned from Twilightis “does my boyfriend like me?”

And when you’re as cool as George Takei, that’s not the kind of thing you have to worry about. Oh my!

So this will probably be one of very few non-Community related posts in awhile. But I felt like talking about this.

EPIC TRAILER #1: Snow White and the Huntsman - Charlize Theron, Kristen Stewart, Chris Hemsworth. dir. Rupert Sanders.

EPIC TRAILER #2: Mirror, Mirror - Julia Roberts, Lily Collins, Armie Hammer, Nathan Lane. dir. Tarsem Singh.

reasons to watch the Charlie Theron/Kristen Stewart version:

  1. It looks/sounds epics. Visual effects seem awesome, too.
  2. Charlize Theron being evil is good times for everyone.
  3. Chris Hemsworth is nooot bad on the eyes.

reasons to not watch the Charlize Theron/Kristen Stewart version:

  1. Kristen Stewart can’t act.
  2. Kristen Stewart is not prettier than Charlize Theron in any universe.
  3. Kristen Stewart is… Kristen Stewart.

reasons to watch the Julia Roberts version:

  1. It’s a humorous take on the story.
  2. Julia Roberts. I don’t think I need to explain this.
  3. Nathan Lane. See above. 
  4. Armie Hammer AKA Winklevoss Twin AKA REALLY ATTRACTIVE.

reasons to not watch the julia Roberts version:

  1. Tarsem Singh can do comedy?
  2. It’s not epic the way a fairytale retelling should be.
  3. The trailer reminds you of a sort of oh-ha-ha-ha made for TV/direct-to-DVD movie.

Found this on lv7thinks.com LOLLL.

binaisms:

You are WAY sexier than RPatz. Are you blind?

Y’all know that I don’t think Tom Felton is that great, but he’s eons ahead of Robert Pattinson, so yeah.

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thedailywhat:

Science Experiment of the Day: Firearms enthusiast Brad Poynter provides the answer to the ultimate Twilight question: Can the Saga books stops a bullet?

[reddit.]

What should be done to all Twilight saga books.

Burning or staking is also acceptable.

sheawheatley:

kadonelon:

oh-potter-you-rotter:

girlwithnorace
BRB I AM PICKING MYSELF UP OFF THE FLOOR…



I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON THEY KEPT PROFESSOR TRELAWNEY-THE-SUPER-IRRITATING AROUND.

sheawheatley:

kadonelon:

oh-potter-you-rotter:

girlwithnorace

BRB I AM PICKING MYSELF UP OFF THE FLOOR…

I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON THEY KEPT PROFESSOR TRELAWNEY-THE-SUPER-IRRITATING AROUND.